Burgundy BloodSuede Comet Instrumentals
40,000 years in the making, Fresh Herring Records presents, the pinnacle of hardcore, light-entertainment Rap music: the very nice, the very cuddly, Burgundy Blood and the debut album Suede Comet. Rumour has it that a clammy yet wonderous turd from another galaxy landed on Earth nearly 40,000 years ago, attached to a comet made of the underside skin of an extraterrestrial calf-like creature. The turd was worshipped by the pious for its distinctive aroma for many centuries until it turned white and disappeared. At this point it was forgotten forever.