Delta Funktionen Junior High School Excursion To The Parallel World

Hello children, for this year's excursion we have organised a fantastic trip: a one week journey to The Parallel World! A world where its leaders decided to go back in time rather than moving forward. It will be a mind bending excursion. It will be great. We will ignite the Delta Craft torpedoes next Tuesday 8am sharp and leave one hour later with warp drive towards The Parallel World. We shall experience the power of at least 17 trillion Frisian horses, can you possibly imagine? Once we have arrived, you can choose from one of these three activities: 1) Take part in a sting operation where you will be able to sneak into the offices of the corrupted leaders. Detect their intrusions, scams, lies and all other highly dubious activities they're infamous for. 2) Participate yourself into these scams and become part of the classified sector. Explore first hand if this line of work applies to your ambitions. 3) For those of you who already gave up on humans, there's the chance to take care of the last surviving animal; the hyena! Isn't it exciting? So kids, take a good rest and prepare yourself for an amazing journey to The Parallel World!